I'd like to start by expressing my deepest regret to my darling wife Trickey. I never meant to hurt you. She means nothing to me. I was thinking of you the whole time.
I just couldn't resist temptation.
So people, though shrouded in shame and terrorised by guilt, I'd like you to please your ears and eyes with "White". Just don't tell the wife.
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